Hamburgerpatty w/ extra mayo ;D

legalmexican:

officialdaddyegbert:

davvvd:

-annoying:

the “i’m not afraid to verbally assault a middle schooler if they look at my kid the wrong way” haircut

image

I thought this was the “I would like to speak with a manager” haircut

it’s both.

it’s the annoying mom hair cut

(via thegayteen)

twirpy:

When ur teacher thinks you’re listening but ur really eating spaghetti

twirpy:

When ur teacher thinks you’re listening but ur really eating spaghetti

(via thegayteen)

“I’ve lived a full life of hating everything, including myself”
— Smilebecauseitsbeautiful (via smilebecauseitsbeautiful)

(via positive-reinfuckment)

lovingvaldaya:

Robin Williams’ passing is a reminder that those who make us laugh the most are usually fighting the biggest demons.

(via hotboyproblems)

ghcst:

im so miserable but i laugh at everything

(via positive-reinfuckment)

twerkingdead:

this literally has changed my life

(Source: lawn-of-del-rey, via sempaidoesntnoticeme)

jesuschill:

*dies trying to hit the high notes in Chandelier*

(Source: ep2, via yelled)