Hamburgerpatty w/ extra mayo ;D

fupaccino:

downtherabbittthole:

if ur ever sad just remember that this nun looks like Josh Hutcherson

YO THERE’S SPIT ALL OVER MY LAPTOP SCREEN

(via gendrybaratheon)

whilelifepassesby:

remember when darren and chris were filming the break up scene in battery park and when they cut after kurt runs away crying darren said “he ran cause i farted” and chris was like “yep”

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oomshi:

Don’t touch what you can’t afford aka me

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theamericankid:

Tumblr needs more of this….whatever this is.

(via yohawn-nikolai)

Peeta practices his pole dancing moves

(Source: jensensations, via yohawn-nikolai)

niallhortonhearsawho:

a girl walks into a classroom wearing a spaghetti strap shirt. immediately every boy within a 50 yard radius gets a raging erection. the teacher attempts to present a lesson but to no avail, no one can hear over the sound of every male student masturbating to this girl’s shoulders. why couldn’t she just wear a long sleeved shirt

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townsvillain:

philolspice:

townsvillain:

why leak nudes when you can leak the word of our Lord and Savior

because nudes are real

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tastefullyoffensive:

Classic Paintings Recreated Using Modern Celebrities

[worth100/laughingsquid]

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My best friend texted me, he asked if I looked nice right now. I told him no, and he said to get ready so I look good, not to him, but to myself. Only text him back If I felt happy with how I looked. This confused me but I didn’t ask questions. I just got ready, and finally after an hour or two, I told him I felt happy with how I looked, sort of. The door rang about 10 minutes later, and my friends told me to come with them to the park. This confused me but I didn’t ask questions, I was bored anyways. We walked to the park, it wasn’t that far, and they said to sit on the swing set. I didn’t really like the swings at this park because it was the very place my first love broke up with me & shattered my heart. Just sitting on the swing hurt a bit, I went into silence at the memories. Suddenly, I was blindfolded. When my friends took it off, there he was. The boy who told me to get ready, I liked this boy, he was my best friend. He handed me a rose and got down on his knee. “I know this is one of your least favorite places. I also know you stopped believing in love after 2 shots to the chest. And you don’t like change. But this is good change, I think. I want to change this swingset from the place where you closed your door to love to the place where it just began. I’ve sat by & watched you get hurt long enough. You’re beautiful, smart, talented, sweet, funny. And impatient. So, I won’t drag this out. I love you, & I’d like to be your boyfriend…Will you go out with me?” This boy was my 3rd love, he made me feel special. It’s been 5 long years, and just today, he said those exact words. To propose.

fireworks-at-dawn:

(Source: -nicolelyn, via pourtoujoursdansmoncoeur)

snarg:

truth or dare more like preform a strange sexual act or tell me who you like

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